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Xena
Posts : 607 Join date : 2009-09-18 Age : 30 Location : Netherlands
| Subject: Your -not so good- Horoscope Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:50 pm | |
| Capricorn December 22 - January 19 You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chicken shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should stay home, out of the way of everybody else.
Aquarius January 20 - February 18 You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone think you are a fucking jerk.
Pisces February 19 - March 20 You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and scornful advice. You do nothing but piss off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.
Aries March 21 - April 19 You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence in your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.
Taurus April 20 - May 20 You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a god-damned communist.
Gemini May 21 - June 20 You are quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bi-sexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini's are notorious for incest.
Cancer June 21- July 22 You are sympathetic and understanding to others people's problems, which make you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth shit. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.
Leo July 23 - August 22 You consider yourself a born leader. Other think you are an idiot. Most Leo's are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving mother-fuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.
Virgo August 23 - September 22 You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgo makes good bus drivers and pimps.
Libra September 23 - October 21 You are the artistic type and have difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male, you are probably a queer. Changes for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libra's die of venereal disease.
Scorpio October 22 - November 21 The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio's are murdered.
Sagittarius November 22 - December 21 You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarius are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.
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[-HOH-]Mikey Donator
Posts : 1084 Join date : 2009-10-30 Age : 31 Location : The land of Oz
| Subject: Re: Your -not so good- Horoscope Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:11 pm | |
| I'll have you know im no Queer D: | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Your -not so good- Horoscope Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:02 pm | |
| I'm not chicken shit...horse on the other hand... |
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TLWdemo Half Moderator
Posts : 1313 Join date : 2008-09-03 Location : Canadia according to Shad0w
| Subject: Re: Your -not so good- Horoscope Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:59 pm | |
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MonkeyBoy Full Moderator + Donator
Posts : 1418 Join date : 2009-03-06 Age : 31 Location : England
| Subject: Re: Your -not so good- Horoscope Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:19 pm | |
| Gemini May 21 - June 20 You are quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bi-sexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini's are notorious for incest. haha spot on except the incest bit land the bi bit lmao | |
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[TmX]Sean
Posts : 2984 Join date : 2009-03-27 Age : 30 Location : United Kingdom, Liverpool.
| Subject: Re: Your -not so good- Horoscope Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:19 pm | |
| - guitar wrote:
- Gemini
May 21 - June 20 You are quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bi-sexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini's are notorious for incest. haha spot on except the incest bit land the bi bit lmao :o <- Gemini too | |
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MonkeyBoy Full Moderator + Donator
Posts : 1418 Join date : 2009-03-06 Age : 31 Location : England
| Subject: Re: Your -not so good- Horoscope Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:22 pm | |
| wait a sec what zodiac is the guy who wrote this? he insulted himself too lol | |
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Maj1n
Posts : 280 Join date : 2009-10-19 Age : 34 Location : Paisley, Scotland
| Subject: Re: Your -not so good- Horoscope Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:08 am | |
| Virgo August 23 - September 22 You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgo makes good bus drivers and pimps.
my fiancee agreed with it lol. | |
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Xena
Posts : 607 Join date : 2009-09-18 Age : 30 Location : Netherlands
| Subject: Re: Your -not so good- Horoscope Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:37 am | |
| Leo July 23 - August 22 You consider yourself a born leader. Other think you are an idiot. Most Leo's are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving mother-fuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.
thats mine btw :p | |
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SmiLey
Posts : 422 Join date : 2009-04-25 Age : 31
| Subject: Re: Your -not so good- Horoscope Sat Feb 13, 2010 7:17 pm | |
| I'm gonna get murdered :shock: | |
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Xena
Posts : 607 Join date : 2009-09-18 Age : 30 Location : Netherlands
| Subject: Re: Your -not so good- Horoscope Sun Feb 14, 2010 2:24 pm | |
| - guitar wrote:
- wait a sec what zodiac is the guy who wrote this? he insulted himself too lol
the guy who wrote this is supperiour to our race XD | |
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